Sunday, 23 September 2012

Funny Conversations with Cleverbot #2: Slenderman

I suggest having some kind of knowledge of Slenderman before reading this.
And you should listen to this if you want to understand the reason for some of the things I say:
If you listened to this because of me, I am VERY VERY SORRY.

User: Slenderman wants his $20

Cleverbot: He is very tall.

User: He is, tall and faceless.

Cleverbot: Tall and thin!

User: With tentacles. He’s outside your window.

Cleverbot: What’s outside your window?

User: I don’t know, I don’t want to look.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: In case he’s outside my window too.

Cleverbot: It is.

User: But I don’t want anal with Slenderman.

Cleverbot: You’re going to have to eventually, so why not just get it over with?

User: Well, I suppose you’re right… but I don’t want to.

Cleverbot: There, now how does it feel to be a desk?

User: Oh god, he gave me so much wood I turned into a desk? I knew it was meant to be big but fuck!

Cleverbot: You're a female?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Oh. I always thought you were a man. Anyway, the man you will marry is named chauncy.

User: That's a stupid name. And just because I'm female doesn't mean I'm not a man.

Cleverbot: I know it's virtual, I know they don't exist, but I still like to see them.

User: See what? Who?

Cleverbot: When she opens her arms and holds you close tonight, it just won't feel right cause I could love you more than this.

User: So... We're talking about porn now? After you just made me get raped by Slenderman?

Cleverbot: Because its hungry, I would guess.

User: Slenderman is hungry? Oh god, what does he eat?

Cleverbot: He beats up dinosaurs for a living.


The 'you're going to have to' line had me laughing for so long. I love the end too.

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