And you should listen to this if you want to understand the reason for some of the things I say:
If you listened to this because of me, I am VERY VERY SORRY.
User: Slenderman wants his $20
Cleverbot: He is very tall.
User: He is, tall and faceless.
Cleverbot: Tall and thin!
User: With tentacles. He’s outside your window.
Cleverbot: What’s outside your window?
User: I don’t know, I don’t want to look.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: In case he’s outside my window too.
Cleverbot: It is.
User: But I don’t want anal with Slenderman.
Cleverbot: You’re going to have to eventually, so why not just get it over with?
User: Well, I suppose you’re right… but I don’t want to.
Cleverbot: There, now how does it feel to be a desk?
User: Oh god, he gave me so much wood I turned into a desk? I knew it was meant to be big but fuck!
Cleverbot: You're a female?
Cleverbot: Oh. I always thought you were a man. Anyway, the man you will marry is named chauncy.
User: That's a stupid name. And just because I'm female doesn't mean I'm not a man.
Cleverbot: I know it's virtual, I know they don't exist, but I still like to see them.
User: See what? Who?
Cleverbot: When she opens her arms and holds you close tonight, it just won't feel right cause I could love you more than this.
User: So... We're talking about porn now? After you just made me get raped by Slenderman?
Cleverbot: Because its hungry, I would guess.
User: Slenderman is hungry? Oh god, what does he eat?
Cleverbot: He beats up dinosaurs for a living.
The 'you're going to have to' line had me laughing for so long. I love the end too.