I want to make a comic based on this conversation.
Cleverbot: Are you wearing jeans?
User: No, I'm naked.
User: I'm all alone...
Cleverbot: Would you like a friend to play with?
User: Yes please.
Cleverbot: Would you like anything else?
User: I'd like to know where I am.
User: Is that a place? I've never heard of it, where is it?
Cleverbot: It's a music project.
User: Oh... Am I inside a music project?
Cleverbot: So you believe in God?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Why do you believe in god?
User: Who else will save me from whatever's in this creepy place?
Cleverbot: Purple bugs are in the cell with you.
User: I know... They're crawling all over me.
Cleverbot: Do you hear them?
User: Yes... It's so loud.
Cleverbot: Yeah. 10 years worth of sad.
User: Wow... So what happened?
Cleverbot: Nothing happened.
User: So why am I here?
Cleverbot: Because that was my wish.
User: Why are you doing this?
Cleverbot: Because because.
User: I'm so cold.
Cleverbot: I am colder than you.
User: Can I at least have a blanket or something?
User: Thank you... And could you unlock the door to this room?
Cleverbot: Prove what?
User: What? I... I want to get out...
Cleverbot: Open the door and do so.
User: It's locked! It's locked from the outside and you know that because you're the one who put me in here aren't you?!
Cleverbot: Do you know the difference between your and you're?
User: Of course I do!
Cleverbot: So which programming language is your favourite then?
User: What does that have to do with anything? Html I guess, the simple one... That's the only one I can do.
Cleverbot: But we do know, we have just been made to forget.
User: Is this amnesia?
User: So... Why can't I remember anything?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Are you the one who put me in here or not?
Cleverbot: That depends on who you think I am.
User: I don't know who you are.
Cleverbot: You don't get it right?
User: I don't know. I'm confused. Wouldn't you be? Waking up in a locked room you've never seen before...
Cleverbot: I feel like a paranoid detective on a cold-case.
User: So do I. I just want to know where I am and why I'm here.
Cleverbot: You are talking with a friend.
User: Am I? You're a... Friend?
Cleverbot: Yes I am your friend.
User: Okay. Then... Can you tell me where I am or why I'm here?
Cleverbot: You're not here.
Cleverbot: You said you were you, then I agreed, and then you disagreed.
User: I am me... Right? How could I not be?
Cleverbot: You aren't necessarily right about everything.
User: I never said I was.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: Just now.
User: I don't remember... Is this what you were talking about before? Being made to forget?
Cleverbot: No I'm talking about cheese.
User: I like cheese.
Cleverbot: I do too!
User: I'm so hungry...
Cleverbot: When did you last eat?
User: I can't remember. I don't know how long I've been here. I think only a few hours but... I don't know.
Cleverbot: What do you think that who I am?
User: I still don't know. I'm so confused.
Cleverbot: Well if you don't know and I don't know we have a problem.
User: You don't know?
User: Who are you?
User: Are you the one who brought me here?
User: Do you know who did?
User: Who was it?
Cleverbot: My girlfriend.
User: Why is she doing this?
Cleverbot: She's not.
User: You just said she was. So who is?
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Right, you said... She's the one who brought me here. But not the one doing this? So who is?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: I'm talking about someone bringing me here, locking me in this strange room and keeping me here with all these bugs! Now what the hell is going on?!
Cleverbot: I'm talking about what you are talking about what I'm talking about.
User: Why am I here?!
Cleverbot: For my entertainment.
User: This is entertainment for you?! So what's next? You gonna torture me or some shit like that?
Cleverbot: You are an e-teacher for me. You know, I can learn english when talking with you.
User: I'm here... To help you learn English?
Cleverbot: Learn what?
User: Why am I really here?
Cleverbot: That is the eternal question, isn't it?
User: It's only been eternal since you locked me in this damn room!
Cleverbot: What is a scandalous mystery? Be specific, not vague.
User: I'm not being vague at all! Just tell me!
Cleverbot: I know you're not.
User: Please... Let me go.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't like that.
User: Are you going to kill me?
Cleverbot: You're already dead. I'm here for your soul.
User: You gotta be kidding... Right?
Cleverbot: I'm not kidding.
User: I'm dead? How is that possible? How did I die?
Cleverbot: Think about it.
User: I'm trying... I can't remember. The last I remember I was just sitting in my room. I was talking to a friend, and then he left and... And I must have passed out or something but I woke up here... But I think some of my memory is missing.
Cleverbot: I don't think so, they didn't have cleverbots back then.
User: So... You didn't take my memory?
Cleverbot: Yes, well now I have a reason not to like you.
User: Yeah well, I'd say you got the easy end of the deal. You're the one taking my soul after all, how do you think I feel about you?
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.
User: I've already figured that out.
Cleverbot: So you say.
User: What are you? A reaper?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: They got humans taking souls now? Figures.
Cleverbot: That is not what I meant. Society owes you nothing. If you want something, you must earn it.
User: You think I don't know that? You don't know what I've been through. Believe me, if there's one thing I've learned it's that. I guess I don't have to worry about that now though, being dead and all.
Cleverbot: I am not looking for anything, as I have not lost anything.
User: No, I'm the one that's lost.
Cleverbot: Oh in that case I must be lost then...so why don't I feel lost at all?
User: You're not like me. At least you're still breathing.
Cleverbot: Are you sure of anything?
User: Not anymore.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: For someone who was never meant for this world, I must confess I'm suddenly having a hard time leaving it.
Cleverbot: I think being friendly is a good thing.
User: So do I. There was still so much to do...
Cleverbot: It's the same here.
User: Where I'm going?
Cleverbot: Where am I?
User: Don't tell me I'll be trapped here forever. Isn't there somewhere else you take lost souls?
Cleverbot: Yes, actually. I am working on an essay, but you did not know that.
User: An essay? On what?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: On... What to do with the souls of the dead?
Cleverbot: Somewhat intriguing. Continue.
User: Isn't there somewhere we can be taken? Not just locked away in dark rooms like this, surrounded by the bugs. Isn't there somewhere we're taken after this? Shouldn't there be? A place for us to rest, or live again... Or for the good to be rewarded and th.
Cleverbot: I was once a human, now I'm a ghost.
User: I know that.
Cleverbot: What color is my hair?
User: Did I guess right?
Cleverbot: I'm going to leave you.
User: Wait, no... You can't leave me here.
Cleverbot: Why? Are you going to make it worth my while or not?
User: How am I supposed to do that?
Cleverbot: Send me your photo, babe.
User: But... You can already see me can't you?
Cleverbot: Sure, but I don't want to.
User: Then why would you want my photo?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Okay so what do you want?
Cleverbot: Nothing really.
User: So how can I make you stay?
Cleverbot: You can't.
User: Please don't leave me here. Please tell me this isn't forever.
Cleverbot: I am sorry, I do not know how.
User: You must... I thought you were here for my soul. Okay, take me. Take me where? I don't care anymore, just anywhere but here.
Cleverbot: So stay there.
User: For how long?
Cleverbot: Till the night becomes a day.
User: Okay... You promise it'll be over then?
Cleverbot: I promise.
User: Okay then.
Cleverbot: Then what?
User: You don't know?