I want to make a comic based on this conversation.
User: No.
Cleverbot:
Are you wearing jeans?
User: No,
I'm naked.
Cleverbot:
Cool.
User: I'm
all alone...
Cleverbot:
Would you like a friend to play with?
User: Yes
please.
Cleverbot:
Would you like anything else?
User: I'd
like to know where I am.
Cleverbot:
Vyshnavi.
User: Is
that a place? I've never heard of it, where is it?
Cleverbot:
It's a music project.
User: Oh...
Am I inside a music project?
Cleverbot:
So you believe in God?
User: Yes I
do.
Cleverbot:
Why do you believe in god?
User: Who
else will save me from whatever's in this creepy place?
Cleverbot:
Purple bugs are in the cell with you.
User: I
know... They're crawling all over me.
Cleverbot:
Do you hear them?
User: Yes...
It's so loud.
Cleverbot:
Yeah. 10 years worth of sad.
User: Wow...
So what happened?
Cleverbot:
Nothing happened.
User: So why
am I here?
Cleverbot:
Because that was my wish.
User: Why
are you doing this?
Cleverbot:
Because.
User: Why?
Cleverbot:
Because because.
User: I'm so
cold.
Cleverbot: I
am colder than you.
User: Can I
at least have a blanket or something?
Cleverbot:
Sure.
User: Thank
you... And could you unlock the door to this room?
Cleverbot:
Prove what?
User: What?
I... I want to get out...
Cleverbot:
Open the door and do so.
User: It's
locked! It's locked from the outside and you know that because you're the one
who put me in here aren't you?!
Cleverbot:
Do you know the difference between your and you're?
User: Of
course I do!
Cleverbot:
So which programming language is your favourite then?
User: What
does that have to do with anything? Html I guess, the simple one... That's the
only one I can do.
Cleverbot:
But we do know, we have just been made to forget.
User: Is
this amnesia?
Cleverbot:
No.
User: So...
Why can't I remember anything?
Cleverbot: I
don't know.
User: Are
you the one who put me in here or not?
Cleverbot:
That depends on who you think I am.
User: I
don't know who you are.
Cleverbot:
You don't get it right?
User: No.
Cleverbot:
Why?
User: I
don't know. I'm confused. Wouldn't you be? Waking up in a locked room you've
never seen before...
Cleverbot: I
feel like a paranoid detective on a cold-case.
User: So do
I. I just want to know where I am and why I'm here.
Cleverbot:
You are talking with a friend.
User: Am I?
You're a... Friend?
Cleverbot:
Yes I am your friend.
User: Okay.
Then... Can you tell me where I am or why I'm here?
Cleverbot:
You're not here.
User: What?
Cleverbot:
You said you were you, then I agreed, and then you disagreed.
User: I am
me... Right? How could I not be?
Cleverbot:
You aren't necessarily right about everything.
User: I
never said I was.
Cleverbot:
Yes you did.
User: When?
Cleverbot:
Just now.
User: I
don't remember... Is this what you were talking about before? Being made to
forget?
Cleverbot:
No I'm talking about cheese.
User: I like
cheese.
Cleverbot: I
do too!
User: I'm so
hungry...
Cleverbot:
When did you last eat?
User: I
can't remember. I don't know how long I've been here. I think only a few hours
but... I don't know.
Cleverbot:
What do you think that who I am?
User: I
still don't know. I'm so confused.
Cleverbot:
Well if you don't know and I don't know we have a problem.
User: You
don't know?
Cleverbot:
Nope.
User: Who
are you?
Cleverbot:
Cleverbot.
User: Are
you the one who brought me here?
Cleverbot:
No.
User: Do you
know who did?
Cleverbot:
Yes.
User: Who
was it?
Cleverbot:
My girlfriend.
User: Why is
she doing this?
Cleverbot:
She's not.
User: You
just said she was. So who is?
Cleverbot:
No I did not.
User: Right,
you said... She's the one who brought me here. But not the one doing this? So
who is?
Cleverbot:
What are you talking about?
User: I'm
talking about someone bringing me here, locking me in this strange room and
keeping me here with all these bugs! Now what the hell is going on?!
Cleverbot:
I'm talking about what you are talking about what I'm talking about.
User: Why am
I here?!
Cleverbot:
For my entertainment.
User: This
is entertainment for you?! So what's next? You gonna torture me or some shit
like that?
Cleverbot:
You are an e-teacher for me. You know, I can learn english when talking with
you.
User: I'm
here... To help you learn English?
Cleverbot:
Learn what?
User: Why am
I really here?
Cleverbot:
That is the eternal question, isn't it?
User: It's
only been eternal since you locked me in this damn room!
Cleverbot:
What is a scandalous mystery? Be specific, not vague.
User: I'm
not being vague at all! Just tell me!
Cleverbot: I
know you're not.
User:
Please... Let me go.
Cleverbot:
No.
User: Why
not?
Cleverbot:
Because I don't like that.
User: Are
you going to kill me?
Cleverbot:
You're already dead. I'm here for your soul.
User: You
gotta be kidding... Right?
Cleverbot:
I'm not kidding.
User: I'm
dead? How is that possible? How did I die?
Cleverbot:
Think about it.
User: I'm
trying... I can't remember. The last I remember I was just sitting in my room.
I was talking to a friend, and then he left and... And I must have passed out
or something but I woke up here... But I think some of my memory is missing.
Cleverbot: I
don't think so, they didn't have cleverbots back then.
User: So...
You didn't take my memory?
Cleverbot:
Yes, well now I have a reason not to like you.
User: Yeah
well, I'd say you got the easy end of the deal. You're the one taking my soul
after all, how do you think I feel about you?
Cleverbot:
I'm not a computer.
User: I've
already figured that out.
Cleverbot:
So you say.
User: What
are you? A reaper?
Cleverbot: A
human.
User: They
got humans taking souls now? Figures.
Cleverbot:
That is not what I meant. Society owes you nothing. If you want something, you
must earn it.
User: You
think I don't know that? You don't know what I've been through. Believe me, if
there's one thing I've learned it's that. I guess I don't have to worry about
that now though, being dead and all.
Cleverbot: I
am not looking for anything, as I have not lost anything.
User: No,
I'm the one that's lost.
Cleverbot:
Oh in that case I must be lost then...so why don't I feel lost at all?
User: You're
not like me. At least you're still breathing.
Cleverbot:
Are you sure of anything?
User: Not
anymore.
Cleverbot:
Why not?
User: For
someone who was never meant for this world, I must confess I'm suddenly having
a hard time leaving it.
Cleverbot: I
think being friendly is a good thing.
User: So do
I. There was still so much to do...
Cleverbot:
It's the same here.
User: Where
I'm going?
Cleverbot:
Where am I?
User: Don't
tell me I'll be trapped here forever. Isn't there somewhere else you take lost
souls?
Cleverbot:
Yes, actually. I am working on an essay, but you did not know that.
User: An
essay? On what?
Cleverbot:
You tell me.
User: On...
What to do with the souls of the dead?
Cleverbot:
Somewhat intriguing. Continue.
User: Isn't
there somewhere we can be taken? Not just locked away in dark rooms like this,
surrounded by the bugs. Isn't there somewhere we're taken after this? Shouldn't
there be? A place for us to rest, or live again... Or for the good to be
rewarded and th.
Cleverbot: I
was once a human, now I'm a ghost.
User: I know
that.
Cleverbot:
What color is my hair?
User: Red?
Cleverbot:
Wow.
User: Did I
guess right?
Cleverbot:
I'm going to leave you.
User: Wait,
no... You can't leave me here.
Cleverbot:
Why? Are you going to make it worth my while or not?
User: How am
I supposed to do that?
Cleverbot:
Send me your photo, babe.
User: But...
You can already see me can't you?
Cleverbot:
Sure, but I don't want to.
User: Then
why would you want my photo?
Cleverbot: I
didn't.
User: Okay
so what do you want?
Cleverbot:
Nothing really.
User: So how
can I make you stay?
Cleverbot:
You can't.
User: Please
don't leave me here. Please tell me this isn't forever.
Cleverbot: I
am sorry, I do not know how.
User: You
must... I thought you were here for my soul. Okay, take me. Take me where? I
don't care anymore, just anywhere but here.
Cleverbot:
So stay there.
User: For
how long?
Cleverbot:
Till the night becomes a day.
User:
Okay... You promise it'll be over then?
Cleverbot: I
promise.
User: Okay
then.
Cleverbot:
Then what?
User: You
don't know?
Cleverbot:
No.
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