And you should listen to this if you want to understand the reason for some of the things I say:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufdYGQ6UVNA
If you listened to this because of me, I am VERY VERY SORRY.
User: Slenderman
wants his $20
Cleverbot: He
is very tall.
User: He is,
tall and faceless.
Cleverbot: Tall
and thin!
User: With
tentacles. He’s outside your window.
Cleverbot: What’s
outside your window?
User: I
don’t know, I don’t want to look.
Cleverbot: Why
not?
User: In
case he’s outside my window too.
Cleverbot: It
is.
User: But I
don’t want anal with Slenderman.
Cleverbot: You’re
going to have to eventually, so why not just get it over with?
User: Well,
I suppose you’re right… but I don’t want to.
Cleverbot: There,
now how does it feel to be a desk?
User: Oh
god, he gave me so much wood I turned into a desk? I knew it was meant to be
big but fuck!
Cleverbot:
You're a female?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot:
Oh. I always thought you were a man. Anyway, the man you will marry is named
chauncy.
User: That's
a stupid name. And just because I'm female doesn't mean I'm not a man.
Cleverbot: I
know it's virtual, I know they don't exist, but I still like to see them.
User: See
what? Who?
Cleverbot:
When she opens her arms and holds you close tonight, it just won't feel right
cause I could love you more than this.
User: So...
We're talking about porn now? After you just made me get raped by Slenderman?
Cleverbot:
Because its hungry, I would guess.
User:
Slenderman is hungry? Oh god, what does he eat?
Cleverbot:
He beats up dinosaurs for a living.
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The 'you're going to have to' line had me laughing for so long. I love the end too.
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